Per MB's request.

There couldn’t have been a smaller number like Three and Three...? However.

7 Things I Plan to do Before I Die
Fall in love and all that it involves (marriage, kids, etc.)
Find a job that constantly challenges and satisfies me
Write a book and dedicate it to my grandmother
Become fluent in Spanish, German and at least one other language
Become a certified skydiver
At least set foot on all seven continents
Be a dancer/hoochie in a rapper’s video (See previous post.)

7 Things I Can Do
Make noodles and some desserts from scratch
Dance
Regularly dislocate my toe
Shoot pool
Be there for my family and friends
Live with Jeff
In some sense, always go home again

7 Things I Can’t Do
Sing
Stand ignorant people
Chemistry
Eat cheesecake
Tie a cherry stem with my tongue
Cut my own hair
Apparently lose my southeastern Ohio accent

7 Things That Attract Me to the Opposite Sex
Sense of humor
How he treats his family and friends
Eyes
Smile
Shoulders
The kind of dog he has
A crisp, white button-down shirt

7 Things I Say Most Often
I’m still looking (for a job).
Slut! (To Jeff)
When was the last time you showered? (Also to Jeff)
We’re just friends. He’s gay.
Um… yeah… sure… right…
Dammit
I should have been a (insert any occupation here except writer).

7 Celebrity Crushes
Eric Szmanda
Jason Dohring
Colin Farrell
Josh Charles
Kiefer Sutherland
Hal Sparks
The Click Five (the whole band)